Automatic Noodle
Annalee Newitz
Legends and Lattes with robots
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★★★☆☆ Automatic Noodle by Annalee Newitz
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Cozy goes bot! Cozy goes post-apocalypse! Weirdest of all, Automatic Noodle is cozy without any mention of tea.
California fought a revolution against the USA and kinda won. That means California is now an independent nation, and the USA is its enemy. Robots fought in the revolution. What’s more,
A clause in the futuristic nation’s new Constitution gave civil rights to human-equivalent embodied intelligence, or HEEI, an acronym that humans pronounced “hee-eye.”
Our four main characters are HEEI bots running a food preparation service. When the action starts, their corporate owner has absconded to the USA, leaving the enterprise and the bots on the edge of financial collapse. This is a dire problem for the bots, as they don’t own themselves and may be repossessed if they can’t keep up with their loan payments.
They decide to try running the business themselves, and to do it by making actually good food, as opposed to the slop their previous owner had them pumping out. Hands, their cook, settles on biang biang noodles as their product. At first, this works out well.
But there are serpents in paradise. It turns out -- surprise, surprise -- that some humans are prejudiced against bots. Their business, Authentic Noodles, is reviewed-bombed, and when their mean rating drops below 3 stars, they are on the verge of failure. Will they recover? What do you think?
I’m really not the target audience for this. I’m not a foodie at all. I utterly lack the capacity to be excited by noodles. Furthermore, I have never really been enchanted with the wave of “cozy” that has flooded literature recently. In the end this felt to me so much like a Legends & Lattes remake that I was left feeling “Been there, done that.” YMMV.